Man, it is pretty sad when I am apparently so out of touch that my hairdresser, who is practically retarded, informs me that the McCain camp wants to postpone Friday’s debate. At one time, kids, I was up on these sorts of things. Sheesh. Everyone’s covering it, so we’ll go with the Drudge Report for this one.

We must meet as Americans, not as Democrats or Republicans, and we must meet until this crisis is resolved. I am directing my campaign to work with the Obama campaign and the commission on presidential debates to delay Friday night’s debate until we have taken action to address this crisis.

Oh no he din’t! I have to admit, this is a brilliant move. I mean it is complete bullshit but the reality is that if Obama says no, he comes out looking like the asshole. Nice move, McCain. Totally batshit crazy, but hey, so are Americans so I’m sure they’ll respond well.

He did take it a bit far for my taste, though, pulling out the 9/11:

Following September 11th, our national leaders came together at a time of crisis. We must show that kind of patriotism now. Americans across our country lament the fact that partisan divisions in Washington have prevented us from addressing our national challenges. Now is our chance to come together to prove that Washington is once again capable of leading this country.

For reals, Johnny? Ouch. Leave that shit to Rudy. Again, though, good move to draw attention away from the fact that he and his people quite recently mentioned that this was a mental recession and we needed to stop being a bunch of broke ass pussies.

Oh, and ZOMBIEFUCKINGJOHNMCCAIN!