First the swine flu, now another new Illness to watch out for - Anal Glaucoma!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

“So, what’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“And what the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I just can’t see my ass coming into work today.”