September 2009
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WARNING, MOM-FORWARDED JOKE!!!
First the swine flu, now another new Illness to watch out for - Anal Glaucoma!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
“So, what’s the matter?” he asks.
“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.
“And what the hell is anal glaucoma?”
“I just can’t see my...
“The eyes are the groin of the head.”
– Dwight K. Schrute
YOUR WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR USING THE INTERNET.
I shit you not I just got the following e-mail at my work address. I’M SO EXCITED!!!!
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Dear Internet User,
Please kindly open attachment for details of your winning notification.
Congratulations.
Yours sincerely, Awards Service Department Cafsafa Lotteries
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Rotten Cobbler
We were hanging out with a miniature human friend of ours this weekend and at one point he remarked that it smelled like owls. When his dad asked him what owls smell like, he responded “rotten cobbler.” This got me thinking because there are two ways he could be going with this:
A spoiled dessert.
An old timey shoe repair dude that is not only bad at his job, but is also a complete...