July 2009
238 posts
“One man asked me for a dollar,
I asked him, “What’s it for?”...”
– Clutch, Escape from the Prison Planet
Nectarine Haiku
butterscotchfiasco:
O sweet nectarine your thread crap between my teeth and me, with no floss
Geffen releasing Pope Benedict XVI album
LONDON — Pope Benedict XVI will release an album on which he sings and recites prayers to the Virgin Mary, his label said Friday. The pontiff’s as-yet-untitled album also includes eight original pieces of contemporary classical music, Geffen/Universal said.
Uh, what?
