April 2009
Self reblog...
Is it wrong to reblog yourself if you are reblogging really clever shit from before you were popular, to spread your brilliance to a larger audience now that you have a decent amount of followers?
French version of “The Silly Song”...
Domain sale!
Anyone want to buy ihatetopherchris.com? Hot commodity with the recent news!
WatchGhetto music video featuring topherchris, directed by me, and featuring the smooth sounds of Daler Mehndi.
How to get me to read an e-mail
Include “Grab hold of one of Denise Richards’ funbags” in the subject. Thanks Daily Tube!
Don’t think. Run.
david:
Breakthrough. This will be big.
Lemme guess, you hired topherchris.
“I wouldn’t go so far to call the brother fat. I mean, he has a weight...”
– Jules
“There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.”
– Lawrence Welk
“Be not ambitious to be the richest, but the healthiest, happiest farmer in your...”
– Facts for Farmers, 1870
“Seen from the Moon, we are all the same size.”
– Eduard Douwes Dekker
“I Treat Your Coochie Like a Maze” by...
“I hate poetry.”
– hellaposer
You’re a Sap, Mr. Jap by Spike Jones and his...
The Girl from Ipanema complete with some overly...
