April 2009
86 posts
Self reblog...
Is it wrong to reblog yourself if you are reblogging really clever shit from before you were popular, to spread your brilliance to a larger audience now that you have a decent amount of followers?
Domain sale!
Anyone want to buy ihatetopherchris.com? Hot commodity with the recent news!
Ghetto music video featuring topherchris, directed by me, and featuring the smooth sounds of Daler Mehndi.
How to get me to read an e-mail
Include “Grab hold of one of Denise Richards’ funbags” in the subject. Thanks Daily Tube!
Don’t think. Run.
david:
Breakthrough. This will be big.
Lemme guess, you hired topherchris.
I wouldn’t go so far to call the brother fat. I mean, he has a weight...
– Jules
There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
– Lawrence Welk
Be not ambitious to be the richest, but the healthiest, happiest farmer in your...
– Facts for Farmers, 1870
Seen from the Moon, we are all the same size.
– Eduard Douwes Dekker
I hate poetry.
– hellaposer